Strategy Whiz Gifts

Group Think Time

'That's your big marketing plan?'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Have we thought this thing through?'

'My goal for our company to be a square on the Monopoly board.'

"What the hell is a jack?"

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"The exclamation points make the whole thing seem desperate and contrived."

"Sure, hunting and gathering's a nice start, but what about processing, sales, and distribution?"

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"You're not thinking of cutting out the middle man are you."

The day the stock market went UP.

"Staff support"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Out and In.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Soaring Profits

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dow Jones drop

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.