Strategy Games Champs Gifts

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Cat in a tank...

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Putin and Zelensky

Little league world series of poker.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'How about a game of cards?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sweep the board.

Some card-game puns

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Personal conker trainer.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Trojan Hurdler.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Hockey Season.

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'