Stranded Spirit T-Shirts

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Introducing Piza Island.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Look at the bright side. Think of our mutual funds going up, up, up!'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Skydive

"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."

"Well, no airplane has failed to make it back to the ground."

Notice on desert island - sand for sale

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

1492: Columbus' luggage arrives in India.

'The tide goes out along way, doesn't it?'

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

"Smile!"

Well, I'm not leaving.

"Prosecco-ho-ho?"

You mean you thought I'd actually like this piece of tat?

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

'LAND!'

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

"I'm sorry, but I believe I'm now way out of your network."

Hitchiking Instead Of Flying...

"Hey, tomorrow we could leaf through our passports!"

'This can't be right -- it says George Bush is still President!'

'But the coconut song is all I know!'

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

Mirage 10miles

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.