Stranded Sound Lover Gifts

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Audio Books

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Music for car stereos

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Mick Jagger.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Still life on Mars.

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

Gramophone Headphone

Bootsy Collins

Hell on trio island

'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

Surf Guitar

You are what you collect.

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"God...I hate elevator music."

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

Man walks into a drum kit.

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"