Stranded Sound Lover Mugs

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Audio Books

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Music for car stereos

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Gramophone Headphone

Hell on trio island

Still life on Mars.

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'

"Phew! It's only Saturday night fever."

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

You are what you collect.

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

Surf Guitar

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

"God...I hate elevator music."

'And when you turn it over it makes a cow sound.'

Man walks into a drum kit.

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"