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Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Swan Fairy Tales

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Little Princess.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Well did he?"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'