Storytelling Champs Gifts

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

The three little pigs 2010

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'...and that's the one that got away!'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'Oh, to be 75 again!'

"These are my windscreen credits."

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

"No, let down your hair!"

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

'Once upon a time...'

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

'I'm thirsty!'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Mime Prison

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Remember toothache!!!"

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

'I see they're having editorial differences upstairs again.'

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

"It's a doomsday scenario...I love it."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."