Senior Storytellers Gifts

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

St Peter's close...

Old People Whisperer

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Jorge Luis Borges

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'