Senior Storytellers Prints

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

St Peter's close...

Old People Whisperer

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'