Storytelling Champs Prints

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

The three little pigs 2010

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'...and that's the one that got away!'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'Oh, to be 75 again!'

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

"These are my windscreen credits."

"No, let down your hair!"

Jigsaw puzzle shaped speech balloons.

'Once upon a time...'

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Remember toothache!!!"

Mime Prison

"It was your idea to call him Christopher Robin!"

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

'I'm thirsty!'

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

'I see they're having editorial differences upstairs again.'

'You honor, I'd like to tell my client's life story with the accompaniment of a string quartet.'

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

"Good memoir, but we're looking for something more candid. Like not-being-invited-home-ever-again-for-Thanksgiving candid."

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'I'm going to bed - I've had about all of me I can take for today.'