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'I told you. . . H not S!'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Home Sweet Home

Pastries and Candy

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Jorge Luis Borges

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

David and Goliath.

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'