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'I used to sit in the lap of luxury. Then luxury stood up.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Baby Bear.

Reading

Gag - a graphic novel

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Mephistopheles

Young Stephen King

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

What is possible and what is probable.

Purple Fairy

"And to think he started in accounting."

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Snow white and the aliens.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."

My Prince.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'