Storybook Escapades Gifts

"Daddy has to clear his head for a few minutes before he can deal with 'Babar'."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

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"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

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The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"Where the wild things were."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Little Princess.

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Treasure Island Book.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

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Sleeping Beauty

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

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Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.