Story Grower Gifts

Writer's Plough

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'How fast can you hype?'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Fourth Little Pig

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

ET Mishap

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Iris Murdoch

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Isabel Allende

Always a bigger fish.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

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