Stormy Night Adventurer Gifts

'Wow. Hitching a ride on a lonely road, during a storm... You realise how many 'slasher' movies start like this?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Cats out late.

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Mouse shopping after hours

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Wife uses guillotine to trap husband sneaking in late at night.

Andy Johnson, Hardcore Composter

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"We've been floating aimlessly for months!"

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Walking on Sunbeams

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

A man being frightened by the sound of his dressing gown hitting the floor behind him

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

"I'm retiring the line 'water under the bridge'."