Drunken Night Adventurer Gifts

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Late night teddy reading

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Fried chickens.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"The club scene is really changing."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Party-Crashing Ban

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Cats out late.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'Don't even think about it!'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

Mouse shopping after hours

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

"Now what's yours?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

Unbeknown to other, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!