Storm Shelter Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

Natural Disasters

"Well, we needed the rain."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Thinking "Inside the Box."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

I love thunderstorms!

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Award Winning Photographer

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Green Shoots

Alberta on fire

Trees and hurricanes

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

'Me, I'm not scared of storms, but I use them as an excuse to sleep in my Master's house...'

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Where's the leak then?

'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

"I'd better bring in my plants."

The Single Rain Drop