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'Me, I'm not scared of storms, but I use them as an excuse to sleep in my Master's house...'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Stormy weather

Hello from the shed.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Weather today.

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Award-Winning Photographer.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Avoiding eternal damnation since 1982

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Retrospection.

Weather bar

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

"Storm's a-brewin."

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Office block moving to the suburbs.

Green Shoots

Trees and hurricanes

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'