Storm Sanctuary Seeker Gifts

'Me, I'm not scared of storms, but I use them as an excuse to sleep in my Master's house...'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Stormy weather

Hello from the shed.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Weather today.

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

Award-Winning Photographer.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Avoiding eternal damnation since 1982

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Weather bar

Retrospection.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Storm's a-brewin."

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Bird Sanctuary

'If you'll just relax and trust me on this...

Office block moving to the suburbs.

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

Trees and hurricanes

'This is the life, eh?'

Wow! Spoon lightning!