Storage Wars Fan Pillows

"There is nothing of value here."

The Pink Bantha

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Luke Sleepwalker...

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

Darth Vader at the hair salon

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Serious business

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

James Earl Jones

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"Made me shit my pants you have."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Teenage Yoda

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

'Razed any good cities lately?'