War Strategy Fan Pillows

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

'The Boer focus group at Spion Lop feels Pax Britannica is overrated, sir,'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"Business has been steady."

War and Peace GIF

Military history

Carrot & nose on sticks.

'I envisioned something more robust'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

'Breaker Morant would have been proved innocent if he hadn't shot the people needed for his defence.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

The Trench-Sealer

Tar umbrellas for sale at viking attack

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

"Why don't we settle this with rock, paper, scissors."

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

'The Humpty-Dumpty project is way over budget.'

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

'Go to the bank and see if it's still there'