Storage Wars Fan Prints

"There is nothing of value here."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Luke Sleepwalker...

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

Serious business

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

James Earl Jones

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

'Put it down, it's the captain's log.'

"Made me shit my pants you have."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"It was less of a probing and more of a home invasion."

'Razed any good cities lately?'