Stoner Sea Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Fred served a higher porpoise

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Boat wedding.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Fishing boat.

How Swordfish Are Born

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'