Stone Age Strength Fanatic Mugs

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Early accounting scandals.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

'Checkmate!'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Too much club."

Fishing

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'Is the fire included?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

FedRex

"Damn speed hump!"

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

My Hero