Stone Age Strength Fanatic Prints

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Early accounting scandals.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

'Checkmate!'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Too much club."

Fishing

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

Spider Press-Ups

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'Is the fire included?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

"Damn speed hump!"

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

FedRex

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'