Stone Age Fitness Buffs Prints

'Ooglug discovers fire. Ork invents the wheel. But all my ol' man wants to do is pump rocks.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

'What's on the other side?...'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Too much club."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'Is the fire included?'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

Paddlithic Period

Early attempts to turn a macro-chip into a micro-chip.

Early Cave Art

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."