Stone Age Fitness Buffs Pillows

'Ooglug discovers fire. Ork invents the wheel. But all my ol' man wants to do is pump rocks.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

'What's on the other side?...'

"Too much club."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'Is the fire included?'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"Derivative? Of what?"

Paleo-to-go

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

Paddlithic Period