Strength And Fitness Fans Mugs

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's true: no more burpees."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

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Sisyphus during Covid

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...