Fun Fitness Fans Mugs

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Exercise Bars

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Reasonableman

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Mouse on an Exercise Bike