Stone Age Seller Gifts

B. C. yard sale

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Those Were The Days

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"This is what I use for social media."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Is the fire included?'