Stone Age Suitor Gifts

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Those Were The Days

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Used wheels

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"This is what I use for social media."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'