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'We may run out of toys. Will you accept stocks and bonds.'

'We may run out of toys. Will you accept stocks and bonds.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

I did it my way.

I did it my way.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

Standard And P****d.

Standard And P****d.

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Folding Container.

Folding Container.

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Stock market books.

Stock market books.

Wall Street Investing.

Wall Street Investing.

To Stock Exchange

To Stock Exchange

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

I think I can...

I think I can...

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

'Economist'

'Economist'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

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