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'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

Christmas Cow.

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"There's probably room for one more."

Kangaroo Pocket

DadMomSisBrother Stockings. Brother's has a hole in the toe.

'Of course our finances are good ... hey, a bent but still usable staple.'

"I'm still looking, sir."

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Santa Claus

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

Aisle 3 Loaves and fishes

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

"When it comes to turkeys, Grandma, you sure know your stuffing."

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

Everything Bagel Prototype

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

'I'll have that first pair you showed me.' - 'Sorry, they were sold an hour ago.'

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

"I like it when Mr. Rod speaks in Spanish...it usually means he's just done all our work for us."

'How come you always get more in your Christmas stocking than I do?'

A Dog's Xmas

"This is the worst job in the whole, entire world! You know, I can't see how anybody would ever want this job."

I'm thinking of growing a moustache...

"Let's make your list for Santa! You'll be wanting a satsuma in your stocking for starters..."