Stocking Stuffer Strategist T-Shirts

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

"Well, Mr. Bunny and the babies are part of the family too."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

I did it my way.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Bug hanging up stockings

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'I've got it written down...'

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Folding Container.

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

Stock market books.

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

Wall Street Investing.