Shelf Strategist T-Shirts

Powerful bookends.

"Please stop messing around with the Feng Shui section..!"

I did it my way.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Only One Item or Fewer.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Mysteries.

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Supermarket Merge

'I've got it written down...'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Folding Container.

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Artificial Isle

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'