Stock Whiz T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt that highlights your stock whiz’s passion? Choose from clever and amusing designs that make a statement about their finance expertise and love of investing.

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'Before you get into the market, we need to test your pain threshold...'

'Before you get into the market, we need to test your pain threshold...' mockup

'Before you get into the market, we need to test your pain threshold...'

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"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws." mockup

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

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"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options mockup

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

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"What's a debenture?"

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"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin." mockup

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in! mockup

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

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"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it." mockup

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

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"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas." mockup

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

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Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

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'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.' mockup

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

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Soaring Profits

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"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..." mockup

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

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Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank. mockup

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

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Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis. mockup

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

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STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets mockup

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

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Dow Jones drop

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A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high. mockup

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

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Money exchange

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Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.' mockup

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

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I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

I want to make this company green the old fashion way... mockup

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

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"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades." mockup

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

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"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money." mockup

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

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"What comes after zillion?"

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'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.' mockup

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

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"Now that's how to declare a dividend!" mockup

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

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"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"Let's see now. This one goes right here." mockup

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

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'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.' mockup

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

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'Wait a minute....!

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'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

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Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked! mockup

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

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Business News.

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"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low." mockup

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

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Stock Whiz T-Shirts Collection

Stock Whiz Mugs

Discover our range of stock whiz mugs – witty, funny, and perfect for anyone passionate about investing and finance.

Stock Whiz Pillows

Check out our stock whiz pillows – cozy, witty accessories that bring personality to any space.

Stock Whiz Prints

Explore our stock whiz prints – stylish wall art to celebrate their love for stocks and clever investing.