Wall Street Whiz T-Shirts

For entertainment purposes - Financial Advisor.

'You'll be happy to know that Huff & Swoon has earned a AAA rating 30 years in a row - from our very own research staff.'

'Now that you're a little older son, I think it's time I told you all about the bears and the bulls.'

"Put in something about the stock market."

Wall street signs - 'buy low' and 'sell high'.

The day the stock market went UP.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Soaring Profits

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Dow Jones drop

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Money exchange

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."