Stock Market Surfer Gifts

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Booms and busts

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

Bottom Dollar Investments

'Thinking about investing right now... my recommended position on the market is fetal.'

Gold Crisis

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

'Me? I'm just looking forward to getting home and seeing how much money my shares are worth in RBS and shopping at my local woolworths.'

The turbulent euro.

'A liquid financial position is the best policy today'

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

'With programed trading, the computer's in the driver's seat. My Money is just along for the ride!'

'Sounds good to me, Frank. I'll have my money get in touch with your money.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Looks like a lot of your assets are tied up in poverty.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'