Stock Market Mermaid T-Shirts

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Mermaid Art

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Fishy tail.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Wall Street In Jail

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

"We discussed a lot of options but decided on a water birth."

"Half and half?"

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Man takes mermaid to vet.

"I had to quit my job as a day trader."

'Well, that rather depends on what you mean by assets!'

"We're getting along swimmingly!"