Stirrup Stir-fry Enthusiast T-Shirts

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Sausages.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

The Remote Olympics

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Thanks for the starter!"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Community wok?'

"You're getting too much fiber."

Real Fast Food.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Summer of 2020

"The bird feeder is empty again."

"Excellent! This crap again!"

Ice Skater

Vocal Fry

"Honey, you forgot to feed the starter!"

Parakeet Quarrels

Happy Stir up Sunday!!

"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."

Unfortunately, Michael's 'wine straw' invention never really caught on.

"You need a better pick-up line than 'You gonna eat those fries?'"

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.

Ballerina