Stirrup Stir-fry Enthusiast T-Shirts

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Sausages.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

The Remote Olympics

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

"Thanks for the starter!"

'Community wok?'

"You're getting too much fiber."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

Real Fast Food.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Summer of 2020

"Excellent! This crap again!"

Ice Skater

"The bird feeder is empty again."

Vocal Fry

"Honey, you forgot to feed the starter!"

Parakeet Quarrels

"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."

Unfortunately, Michael's 'wine straw' invention never really caught on.

Happy Stir up Sunday!!

"You need a better pick-up line than 'You gonna eat those fries?'"

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.

Do you want anything from the 7-Eleven? A slurpee