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'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Full English Breakfast.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).

"J'accuse!"

'Community wok?'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Boiling Oil.

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'

Thank God it's Fry Day.

Fish Fries

'You idiot! That one had chips in it.'

"OK, so just burn everything to a cinder, act like you know everything, sulk if the kids hate it and that's man-cooking."