Stir Fry Lover Pillows

'Community wok?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'How's the curry?'

The morning after the night before.

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'How's the curry?.'

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

Fish Fries

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'It started yesterday, after I had a strong curry.'