Stir Fry Lover Mugs

'Community wok?'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

The morning after the night before.

'How's the curry?'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'How's the curry?.'

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Fish Fries

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

'I told you not to have that curry.'