Stir-fry Lovers Mugs

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'Community wok?'

Real Fast Food.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"See? It never hurts to ask."

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

'Put the chips down and back away. Slowly. We don't want any heroes here.'

"A hamburger with French fries is all the diversity I need."

Medium Fries and a Drink

"Excellent! This crap again!"

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

Vocal Fry

He has to chase it around until the french fry falls out.

"You need a better pick-up line than 'You gonna eat those fries?'"