Sting Survivor Gifts

'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

'What did I tell you about keeping bees?'

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"The first one's just a warning."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

Gymnast tangled up.

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

Asthma cats

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

'Tony is allergic to the cat.'

Hay Fever Preventives.

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

Those who play with cats must expect to be scratched.

"Just admit you were wrong. I'll select the things you were wrong about."

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'