Squint Survivor Gifts

Looking for a unique way to honor someone who’s overcome eye issues? Our 'Squint Survivor' collection offers witty, heartfelt gifts that celebrate resilience and courage. Perfect for anyone proud of their playful spirit and fighting spirit, these items make thoughtful presents for friends or family who’ve triumphed over eye challenges.

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Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign. mockup

Myopic man reading 'Optician' sign.

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"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck." mockup

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

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Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...' mockup

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

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"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..? mockup

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

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"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running." mockup

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

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"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..." mockup

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

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"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!" mockup

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

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'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.' mockup

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

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"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!" mockup

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

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The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles. mockup

The Inverted Nose: Genetic engineering's answer to the sniffles.

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The corner that Spring's around

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She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate. mockup

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

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"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience." mockup

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

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'He's a survivor.'

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A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree. mockup

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

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'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!' mockup

'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'

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"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!" mockup

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

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"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow." mockup

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

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"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..." mockup

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

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The sound of mucus.

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'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.' mockup

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

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'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!' mockup

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

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Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow. mockup

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

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"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!" mockup

"For god's sake, man! Quick! Blow out the candles!"

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'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?' mockup

'BRRRR. Why is it taking so long to get warm?'

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"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing." mockup

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

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'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.' mockup

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

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'Gesundheit.'

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"That's typical of you, Howard - you know I don't like semi-skimmed milk...!"

"That's typical of you, Howard - you know I don't like semi-skimmed milk...!" mockup

"That's typical of you, Howard - you know I don't like semi-skimmed milk...!"

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Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks mockup

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

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'What did I tell you about keeping bees?'

'What did I tell you about keeping bees?' mockup

'What did I tell you about keeping bees?'

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'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.' mockup

'Yes Ma'am, I do pick up unwanted hives.'

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'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'

'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .' mockup

'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'

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'All they took was my snowblower.' mockup

'All they took was my snowblower.'

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Human Error, Stupid (computers)

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Squint Survivor Gifts Collection

Squint Survivor Mugs

Explore our 'Squint Survivor' mugs and find the perfect way to celebrate resilience with humor every morning.

Squint Survivor Pillows

Discover our 'Squint Survivor' pillows for a cozy and humorous reminder of overcoming eye challenges.

Squint Survivor Prints

Browse our 'Squint Survivor' prints to add inspiring and funny artwork to your home or office.

Squint Survivor T-Shirts

Check out our 'Squint Survivor' t-shirts to wear your strength and smile confidently wherever you go.