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Bob has natural animal magnetism.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

A masked man serenading

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

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The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Violin Rehearsal

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

The violin lesson

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Cellist wearing face mask.

String Quartet Vending Machine

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.

"I know a little bit about string theory. I know it's a lot of fun to play with."

Harpist