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Strikes notices a doomsayer on the picket line.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

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"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

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Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

"It's not a riot, Dear. It's a football game."

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

'The entire team is lethargic. Tell the athletic trainer to whip up a cure.'

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

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