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"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

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Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

Sybil Obama

Citizen of the world.

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Strive to win!

Men can show their emotions!

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Team Leader

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."