Sting Enthusiast Mugs

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

A masked man serenading

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

X-RAY

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Violin Rehearsal

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

The violin lesson

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Cellist wearing face mask.

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

String Quartet Vending Machine

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"No, actually the viola is played more like this."

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.

"I know a little bit about string theory. I know it's a lot of fun to play with."